Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Randomize
