my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
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Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
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I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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