check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
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