Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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