So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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