Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
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So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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