that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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