and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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