Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
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He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
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Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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