You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
