HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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