After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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