Just mADE A PArabola og urine
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
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I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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