there was a trapeze. enough said
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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