Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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