why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
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Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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