The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
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You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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