Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
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And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
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She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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