TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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