ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Two words: blizzard sex
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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