I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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