This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
He shit in the fireplace
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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