The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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