So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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