You're so nebulous sometimes
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
