Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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