Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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