yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I have post one night stand depression
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