so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
vagina is talking i cant
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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