I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
i drank out of a bidet.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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