You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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