ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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