3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
My vagina just clenched in fear
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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