I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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