Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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