these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
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