How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
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The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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