You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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