My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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