Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
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You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
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Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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