apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
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I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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