: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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