yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Shame is for Republicans.
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