Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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