we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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