Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize