Your tits are I can't wait for
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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