Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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