I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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