The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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