You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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