i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
how does that bad decision feel?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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