We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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