Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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