what if every blade of grass was a penis?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
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I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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